In case you missed it first time around, here's my previous controversial opinions: https://xhamster.com/posts/9690654 It's been a while since I last kicked a hornets nest, and it was so much fun last time that I'm going to do it again! I am well aware that, if such an afterlife exists, I am destined to spend an eternity in hell -- if I don't get into hell when I die and make it into heaven instead, then I'm suing God, the universe and every living sentient creature in it for denying me my rightful place in hell! >:P I'm just making sure, with the help of this post, that I arrive in… Pročitajte više

If you're wanting to host a large party with many guests attending, but are worried about the police breaking it up and arresting/fining you for breaching lockdown rules, just simply place a "Black Lives Matter" or any other similar-themed protest placard in the middle of your party location. You can have thousands of people turning up to your party then, if you so want to, safe in the knowledge that you or any of your guests will not face any negative consequences from the authorities at all! Do you have pale skin but wish to publicly show your support for anti-racis… Pročitajte više

This is just a rambling piece, spouting my own opinions and feelings on the current state of the world. Please take everything I say in this post as just an opinion of mine. You're entirely free to agree/disagree with any part of it as you wish. Don't take anything I say as total fact, regardless of how much I believe in it or how much you agree/disagree with it. I'm just trying/hoping to get people thinking about things, and to question everything going on around them. Always question everything, never ever take anything at face value, and make your own damn mind up! I've genuinely b… Pročitajte više

I've debated with myself over whether to actually write about and share this recent experience of mine, or not. For you see, it's most definitely going to make me seem completely batshit insane, and no one is going to actually believe what happened, or at least, how it happened the way it did. But, fuck it, this is what happened to me, and I enjoy sharing my life experiences with any who'll listen lol Whether you believe this post or not, is entirely your choice, it's no skin off my back one way or the other. You can call me crazy, call me a prophet, call me a stupid overthinking cunt, call… Pročitajte više

I'm so glad things are returning to normal. I'm so happy the world is healing. For a brief moment in human history there, the majority of the human race was acting with kindness and thoughtfulness to other members of the human race. What an alien concept! In time of the global crisis, most people were pulling through for each other. The minority of selfish idiots were, quite rightly, being publicly exposed and targeted with scorn and condemnation for being an idiot and putting others in danger with their greedy stupidity. Most people cared about their friends, their family, their neighbours,… Pročitajte više

This is just a fun lighthearted test to determine if/how much of a slut you are. While this test is mainly aimed at girls, I don't want any guys to be discouraged from taking this test either. So, to any and all guys who are reading this, please imagine yourself as the opposite gender and have yourself some fun in taking this test, to see exactly what kind of girl you might have been! :P It's very simple to take this test: Answer each scenario given, with just a single A, B, C or D option. And at the end of the test, you'll see which letter you answered the most with, and will find out if/ho… Pročitajte više

This is a bit of a different post to my usual fair. Honestly, this post is more akin to just the ramblings of a tormented and deranged madwoman's mind. But hey, this medium of expression is much cheaper than therapy! lol :D But the main reason I'm blogging this, is just because I'm curious to see if anyone else experiences 'the human world' in the same way that I do, or whether I am a truly unique and very messed up individual indeed! ...No points for guessing the correct answer haha :P I guess I should start off by telling you, the last time I ever truly felt human, was when I wa… Pročitajte više

Make your stock of loo roll last longer. Don't eat anything, and refuse to take a dump until after the pandemic ends, and stocks of loo roll become more readily available in the shops. Keep your bread and other perishable foods from drying out too soon, by storing it in a bucket of water. Feeling bored and unable to find anything entertaining to watch? Secure a lit match or blow-torch to your pet or housemate's foot. Minutes of viewing pleasure are guaranteed to ensue. If you need to go outside on a supply run but are afraid of people refusing to stick to the 2 metre apart… Pročitajte više

I've been thinking a lot about weddings lately. Don't ask me why lol I just have been, so deal with it :P I think it's fair to say that almost every girl in the world has thought of/fantasised about her dream wedding at least once in her life. Now, obviously I'm not the marrying kind :P lol but let's imagine that, in some bizarre alternate universe, I, Angelica Cream, found someone clinically-insane enough to want to marry me, and I took a nasty bump to the head and thus accepted their proposal o_o Now, I'm definitely not one of those stupid cunts who thinks it's a great idea to put myself (… Pročitajte više

Just a short (by my standards! lol) post, enjoy :) This social isolation we've been going through, is really getting me creative in exploring new kinks and sexual thrills hidden within me ;) The biggest sexual thrill I've been getting so far, is in my really hot interactions with my sexy bitch, Stacy. She's been unbearably horny, and evidently taking it out on me o_o But of course, we've been strictly obeying the self-isolation rules during this pandemic. We cannot physically be with each other, due to the lockdown and social distancing laws, so we've been texting and "social media-ing"… Pročitajte više

I recently blogged about a past sexual encounter I had with a big woman. She was the biggest woman I've ever fucked, that is. You can read that blog here: https://xhamster.com/posts/9928250 Well, in the interest of fairness and equality :P this is a blog about a past sexual encounter with the biggest guy I've ever had. Enjoy ;) I knew of this guy for quite a bit of my life. He was a work colleague of my dad's. Although I only ever met him a small handful of times throughout my life. He was 20 years older than me. One time, when I was 15, I took my mandatory week's worth of work experience… Pročitajte više

This is the updated, remastered, improved upon, and much more definitive version of my previous post: https://xhamster.com/posts/695911 There have been some major changes, but there's also some repeats from my older post which you may have already read before. Also, after some very serious judging and debate with both myself and my past-self (suck it, Past Annie, Present Annie knows better than you! >:P haha), I've rearranged the order of the games in the list to better suit my feelings on the greatness of my favourite video games. As always, if you don't like video games, or if you do… Pročitajte više

This is just a random blog post about a sexual conquest from my past. Totally random, but I got to talk about something to fill all this excess free time :P lol OK, it's not entirely random. Y'see, I got to thinking about this particular sexual conquest of mine whilst I was listening (and dancing naked to) "Closer to the Bone" by Louis Prima. Or, maybe it is quite random, after all lol ...You decide! :D Basically, for those who don't know and/or can't be bothered with YouTubing it, the classic swing song is about a guy celebrating his slim girlfriend and how he much prefers skinny gi… Pročitajte više

I have some complaints. Yeah, sorry, this is one of those ranty, mostly unsexual, airing of grievances that I like to do for my own psychological easing :P lol What I'm about to moan about, is totally going to date this blog in just a year or twos time, but whatever. Deal with it :P But before I get right into sinking my teeth into the heart of the matter, I'd first like to preface this blog with a little tale. To share with you the straw that broke the camels back. This is where the most "sexualised" thing can be found, a very insignificant sexual moment, so like, yeah, take it for what it… Pročitajte više

I've been really wanting to get a cage... I put the feelers out there, letting family and friends know how in need I am of acquiring a large cage suitable for my desires. Obviously, I may have told a little white lie, and explained it to them that the cage will be for my cat >_> Well, technically I wasn't lying, as the true purpose of the cage will indeed be for serving my pussy's needs :P haha Anyway, months had passed by, when I got a call from my uncle. "Are you still after a big cage?" He asked me over the phone. "Yep O_O" I answered. To cut a very long story short, a friend of… Pročitajte više

A very peculiar experience happened to me tonight... I got into bed very early in the evening. I was very tired after work. Damn exhausted. Dog tired. I couldn't wait to lay down, close my heavy eyes, rest my tired body, and sleep. As soon as my head hit the pillow, that was it. I was out like a light. It felt like only a minute had passed, when I was suddenly aware of the fact that I was laying in bed, fast asleep. I was lucid, but still sleeping. I was so tired. So very tired... Yet so HORNY!! Oh my god, my clit was throbbing real bad. My pussy was feeling so moist. My nipples were incred… Pročitajte više

I know this isn't really the right platform for this type of post, but oh well :P In fact, I swear this is going to be my last ever political post on here :) ...Well, of 2019 anyway! :P hahaha But no, I will try to not be so overtly political with my posts on here going forward. Also this is mostly concerning matters for those who live in the UK, but for my lovely friends and readers from other parts in the world, please stick through to the end of this post for I have an important message for all of you at the end :) Anyway, the following post is just a simple message that I want to say… Pročitajte više

Ladies and gentlemen, I have been struck down by clairvoyance! Indeed, through mystical powers beyond ordinary mortal comprehension, I have been gifted with the ability to see the future. My following predictions aren't really predictions, as they are in fact the truth. ...Except for where they're not necessarily true, at least, not literally true... They aren't wrong, of course, just, like, you're going to need to interpret my words very loosely to make them true. But, ah, that is a problem for future souls to worry about ;) For now, just take my word that everything I tell you about the f… Pročitajte više

The following is the results and outcome of the vote held in my previous post, https://xhamster.com/posts/9704312 1: Six from Planet 9 (Received 4 votes) 2: The Evil Gas from Uranus! (Received 1 vote) 3: King Dong vs Queenzilla (Received 0 votes) 4: The Boob Tube (Received 1 vote) 5: Night of the Living Doll (Received 4 votes) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's a tie! As a result of a tie, I have executive decision on which of th… Pročitajte više

** VOTING HAS CLOSED ON THIS POST ** ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: Six from Planet 9 A sexy, alluring, sexual feminine alien creature called "Six", arrives in a small suburb on Earth, and proceeds to attract both young males and young females using her special irresistible pheromones secreted from her flower-like crotch, in order to impregnate the humans with her alien spawn, which will eventually take over the whole planet! :P 2: The Evil Gas from U… Pročitajte više