I was woken up today by a sexy dream, crying... It was a pretty weird dream, as most dreams are. In fact, it was also the first dream of it's kind I've ever had... You see, it was completely in an anime art style from start to finish O_O I have never dreamt in any other style other than realistic "reality". Yet this dream, it was like watching an anime. Which is even weirder when you consider that I'm not really a fan of anime. It's the one cartoon genre that I've never really been able to get into, despite my best efforts to :c So anyway, this dream anime that I was watch… Pročitajte više

This list is in no particular order, just some things I hope to achieve in the next year (2018). 1. Lose a little weight (Gotten way too curvy recently, and not just in my beautiful bouncy butt :P lol) 2. Get a few new games/consoles. (The Sims 4, Hitman Season 1, Nintendo Switch with Super Mario Odyssey, Red Dead Redemption 2) 3. Be used as a human sex toy between a married hetero couple (Just because normal m/f/f with no-strings attached threesomes have gotten a little tedious for me, need to spice things u… Pročitajte više

This is a short list of video games which, I think, don't nearly get the love, praise or even recognition that they deserve. These are truly the most underrated video games out there (in my opinion). ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #5 Mischief Makers I'll be very surprised if you've even heard of this Nintendo 64 game before. In fact, even I myself forget that it exists sometimes, and I'm the one telling you about it! lol To describe this game is almost impossible to do, but in it's most simplest… Pročitajte više

Everything in this post all happened on the Saturday just before Halloween. It may shock you, please you, make you laugh, or make you cry :P lol But everything that happened is all true and recounted as best and as accurately as I could possibly make it. So, please, enjoy and let me know what you think of it :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ My boss broke the news to us in the salon, that he was moving his wedding day forward... He and his fiance was going to have a tradition… Pročitajte više

Don't really know why exactly I'm sharing this with you. I guess, mainly, because it's cheaper than therapy :P lol And also because it's something very personal about myself which explains a lot for how and why I am the way I am... Be warned though, graphic content ahead! Turn away now if you have a certain image in your head of me that you don't want ruined... Still reading? OK, don't say I didn't warn you >:) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So I've had a lot of problems with schooling in my life... I don't m… Pročitajte više

Due to the interest I got in my top 20 greatest video games of all time - https://xhamster.com/posts/695911 - I decided to throw some much needed poison into the mix :P These games I'm about to list aren't necessarily completely bad, they're just merely not good. At all. And yet, tons of people praise the living hell out of them like as if they're the best thing since slice bread. Well, read up buckos, I'm about to sprinkle some cyanide into your bowl of cornflakes! >:) These are controversial picks, and controversy breeds discussion, so please, feel free to comment your scorn in the… Pročitajte više

Welcome to Ms Puff Reviews :P This is actually something I've really been wanting to get off my chest. I recently watched the DC Animated film, Batman and Harley Quinn, and it's been troubling my mind ever since... For those who don't know, the film is heavily based on the Batman: The Animated Series TV show, like it's the same art style, universe (apparently, an alternate universe of that show, but anyway), the same characters with almost the same voice actors (another thing I'll get to shortly) including the voice of Batman - Kevin Conroy, and it's even… Pročitajte više

Heads up, if you're only into boring monotonous sexual activity and find anything outside of the missionary position to be too spicy for your tastes, then you're not going to have a fun time reading this blog post :P Also, this features Anastasia, whom you can (if you haven't already) read more about here: https://xhamster.com/posts/671496 https://xhamster.com/posts/673475 https://xhamster.com/posts/673959 https://xhamster.com/posts/679494 Ready? OK, don't say you wasn't warned lol ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------… Pročitajte više

Purely this is just for those interested to know. If you don't like video games, or don't have any interest in knowing about my personal favourite video games, then what the hell are you reading this for? lol :P There's WAY too many video games out there for me to include every single one of my favourite video games that I love and enjoy playing in a list. So instead, I'll just be narrowing it down to the small number of 20. If there's a video game that you like that isn't on here, then either a) it didn't make it into my top 20, or b) I haven't played it. I will also (just to include more… Pročitajte više

You've probably been wondering where I've been lately, as it's been several days since I last appeared on here... Well, I've been on a bit of an impromptu weekend holiday :) No, it wasn't to anywhere exotic, unfortunately, but it was certainly erotic lol :P ...Well the last day was, the rest of my time was a bit more pedestrian. Without giving away anything too specific (hey, a girl's got to keep some secrets :P ), I thought maybe you'd be interested to hear about my little holiday :) The first day was the most eventful. I met up with my sister, niece, my cousin and her… Pročitajte više

OK, so I love blow-job clips. They're by far my most favourite kind of porn clips to view :P But I'm after a specific request, which I'm hoping you can help me out with... I get extremely turned on watching when a woman sucks the creamy load from the guy, and then thanks him for it after she hungrily yet appreciatively gulps it down. It just turns me on super bad when a woman who clearly loves and enjoys sucking cock, and loves just as much the big delicious creamy treat she gets from the guy for her efforts, and then sincerely thanks him for letting her swallow his… Pročitajte više

This is just a fun silly little post about the things I do when I'm on my lonesome. I'll possibly be revealing a little bit too much of myself here, but it's all for your reading pleasure :P A lot of things I'm about to tell you, may either shock you, freak you out, make you laugh, or have you nodding your head and thinking, "Yep, I totally do that too." Either way, this post is not to be taken seriously, and I hope you don't think I'm a complete nutcase after reading lol I won't be talking about the really obvious but crude things I do when I'm on my own, like; fart, wee, poop ect,… Pročitajte više

This is just something I've really wanted to share with you lot. If you're new, however, feel free to check out these posts first, as this does involve my sexy Anastasia ;) https://xhamster.com/posts/671496 https://xhamster.com/posts/673475 https://xhamster.com/posts/673959 So, basically, since my last date with Anastasia, we had another "date" the following week. Nothing too much happened, she just invited me to hang out with her at her friend's place with a few other friends of hers. We all drank and played games, and had a lovely time. She invited me back to her place lat… Pročitajte više

ASK ME ANYTHING Yes, the title doesn't lie. This is your chance to ask me absolutely anything you like in the comments below, and I will answer you, honestly and truly :) It can be the most random question ever, the most dirtiest, the most silliest, the most kinkiest, the most personal, the most dangerous, whatever, just go ahead and ask any question you like and you will get an honest answer! :D Have fun thinking up some awesome questions for me! :) Oh, and, by the way, from this point on, whenever I get a bizarre question in a personal mes… Pročitajte više

Please read this last post first if you haven't already: https://xhamster.com/posts/673475 This is just a follow-up to what happened the morning after my night of bliss with Anastasia. Enjoy :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I woke up first a few hours later. For the most part, we stayed sort of in the same position as what we fell asleep in, only she was slightly more to the side of me. She had one arm laying over my chest, with her wrist just nestled up against my boobs and slightly rubbing against my… Pročitajte više

I had an amazing time on Saturday night! :) It was with Anastasia (who you can read about here: https://xhamster.com/posts/671496 if you haven't already) OK, so quick update. Every working day since she started at the salon, I've been chatting to her loads, and flirting like mad with her :P Thankfully she kept responding positively to my obvious advances. Although I was super nervous when I asked her if there's a "Mr Anna" in her life lol She replied with a laugh, "Oh definitely not a mister!" "How about a, uh, 'Mrs Anna' then?" I then asked with a nervous chuckle. "You asking… Pročitajte više

I love cum. And I really love eating cum. As you can tell just by looking at my favourite videos on here! :P And here's the reason why... I could go on for days and days about how nice the smooth texture of healthy cum feels sitting heavily on my tongue, or how amazing the taste is, or even how nice that really sweet and slightly musky aroma that fills the air after a cock has just spewed forth cum is. But that's really only the shallow reasons for why cum is so awesome and why I love it so much. You see, it's so much deeper than just the physical act of swallowing cum. When I… Pročitajte više

So, exciting news, my boss has hired a new girl in our salon. Don't worry, I'm not jealous or worried about my job security lol This is a little embarrassing to admit to, but, well... OH MY GOD SHE'S SO HOT!! Like, not just your average, "Yeah, hot chick." Kind of hot. No, no. This girl... Holy shit! She's got the most prettiest face. Such perfectly flawless skin (which could just be her makeup to be honest, but I'm happy to accept the illusion of perfection if that's the case :P) She's only 20 and yet she carries herself like she's got life all figured out. She's re… Pročitajte više

Please check out the first part here: https://xhamster.com/posts/570657 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Who else loves listening in on random people's conversations out on the streets? Here's some of the more juicer things I've heard throughout the past couple of weeks. Enjoy :) 1. "And he's still there now, just waiting for me." - Sexy woman in her late 20s to her friend, whilst sat at the bus stop. Her friend she said that to gasped after she said that and then asked a follow-up question to her, "He'… Pročitajte više

Just a fun little silly post about my 'career' as a cage-fighter. Enjoy :) ----------------------------------------------- I've recently been playing a lot of EA Sport's UFC 2. Don't worry, this isn't a game review lol But to summarise my thoughts on it, I think it's a fun game, incredibly realistic graphics, with decent controls for the most part, but a bit shallow in depth overall. I mean, there's only so many ways to knock someone out. It starts to get a little bit samey after 50 fights or so... But still, it's fun. And that's the most important thing for any video-game… Pročitajte više