You ever had one of those perfect lazy days? The kind of perfectly lazy day where, paradoxically, nothing really happens and yet it feels like you've accomplished a great deal? Those days are very rare, and yet when they do happen... It can make your world feel amazing... I was very fortunate enough to have one of those ultra-rare days this past Saturday. It started off somewhat early in the morning. I had arranged to go out with Anastasia and do something. To do what, exactly, was never established lol I was already feeling very chilled out, and not in any mood to do anything at all. I j… Pročitajte više

Quick little note on this post: I have a special friend on here to thank for this post occurring. I mean, on the day that the events of this post took place on, it was her conversation with me that very morning which had helped inspire me to take the course of actions that I took :P Thank you very much, Dani! (Danielle92) With that all said, please, enjoy reading my post :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple days before Christmas (2018), I was inflicted with that genero… Pročitajte više

Heads up, this is an angry rant post. Please turn away now if you're looking for sexy stuff, as there's nothing sexy to be found here... You're still around? OK, you had your warning. Brace yourself. *closes my eyes... Takes a deep breath in... Long breath out... Takes a deeper breath... Opens eyes* FUCK DOMINOES!! FUCK ROCKSTAR GAMES!! FUCK THE BASTARD ANCIENT CHINESE CUNT WHO INVENTED DOMINOES!! FUCK THE MORONIC 18th CENTURY ITALIAN WANKER WHO INTRODUCED DOMINOES TO THE WESTERN WORLD!! FUCK THE ROCKSTAR GAMES DEV. PRICK WHO DECIDED TO PUT DOMINOES IN RED DEAD REDEMPTION II[… Pročitajte više

I've watched a small series of porn videos lately, that has just opened up my eyes onto something that I never realised I needed, until I saw what I've been missing all my life... The glory of glory tables! O_O For those who don't know, a glory table is basically a milking table (ie a simple sturdy yet comfortable table for a guy to lay on to be milked by a sexy fair maiden :P lol), only it has a hole cut into the middle of it so the guy can lay on his stomach with his cock (and sometimes balls) slotted into the hole, while a girl sits underneath the table to enjoy the cock on offer. Doesn… Pročitajte više

I recently started a new combat training class. I felt like I'd gone as far as I needed to go with my BJJ training, and wanted to learn new fighting techniques. Something to really prepare me for if I ever have to defend myself from an attacker in a real situation. So I've started training in MMA. Mostly the classes focus on boxing/kickboxing techniques as well as ground game. Anyway, my first day at the class started at a boxing gym in the really rough part of town. I was nervous, but also really excited too. It's a bit of a grimy gym, but it has all the kit and machinery one would need to… Pročitajte više

I really should have wrote/posted this around Halloween time, as the following happened on/around Halloween... Granted it was a number of years ago, back when I was 20 years old. But I digress :P Also, I will be leaving out some important details, because I don't wish to incriminate myself with too many details haha :P As anyone who knows me will attest to, I always get my revenge on those who wrong me >:) We could get into a big debate about whether revenge does any long-term good or not. Whatever, I don't care, when I'm wronged in life by dickheads I always try my very best to see kar… Pročitajte više

Just a short, very mild blog post, enjoy :) I was riding on a packed bus today, with a couple family members. They only needed me to tag along with them as an extra pair of hands for carrying some heavy bags - basically treating me like a pack mule -_- lol Anyway, a handsome olive-skinned guy got on the bus with us, and he asked the driver in an accent about a destination he needed to get to. Clearly he was a tourist, unfamiliar with the city. The bus driver helped him out, and then because of the packed bus, we was all stood close to each other. I had my back to him, bu… Pročitajte više

Figured I'd share my Halloween with you, as it's become a small tradition in the Cream of Puff world :P Because this Halloween fell on a Wednesday, it was a working day. So, no party invites or awesome Halloween-themed weddings or anything like that for me to attend... I know, I know, an unsocial loser, bite me >:P Oh well, just because it was on a boring working day in the middle of the working week, doesn't mean I can't still have my spooky Halloween fun! :P I asked my boss the day before Halloween - All Hallow's Eve Eve, if you will :P - if we had to dress up in a costume for w… Pročitajte više

I recently wrote about an awesome threesome I had lately - https://xhamster.com/posts/860298 - well, that got me thinking about all the previous threesomes I've had in my life, which in turn got me remembering a very fond and extremely hot memory of mine which did eventually lead onto a particular special threesome... When I was around 17 years of age, during a break between an "off-again - on-again" serious relationship I was in, I was fucking this really sexy, much older guy. He was more than double my age, and such a sexy bloke. He was just the most charming guy ever. He… Pročitajte više

I visited Anastasia this weekend. She missed work during the latter half of the previous week because of a flu, so I figured she could do with some looking after. I arrived at her place bearing a treat. It's cliche as all hell, but I brought along my special chicken soup in a flask, which does wonders for me when I'm ill so figured it'll help for her too. She looked very tired, maybe more so because she didn't have her usual black eye-makeup on or any make up for that matter, yet she was still able to look adorable regardless O_O In fact, that was the first time I've ever seen he… Pročitajte više

It was a Saturday morning, I was busy working up a sweat finishing my housework... "Have you got any plans for later?" A text from Rent-a-Cock appeared on my phone. "Just going to take a shower, maybe do some baking." I replied. "How about coming round to hang out for a while?" He asked. "I don't know... My cakes don't bake themselves :P" I teased lol "Come on, it'll be fun! I also got a friend coming round? ;)" "Sounds like you don't really need me there then lol" I continued to tease. "But she's been so eager to meet… Pročitajte više

So recently I went on a week-long trip to London with one of my cousins, Jessica. She came into a bit of money recently, nothing life-changing or anything like that, just enough to fund her desire for an adventure in the Big Smoke. She was eager for me to go with her, as one of the last of her "single" friends who is free to have the fun she craves lol Plus she knows I'm always up for having an adventure myself :P Anyway, this is my diary of my trip to London, enjoy :) Day 1: Not much happened on the first day. We didn't get into the city until around 5pm. We got sett… Pročitajte više

Confession time: I hadn't had any cock for... Way too long! Thanks to the incredibly hot and arid couple of months this summer, sex with a guy just felt way too stifling and uncomfortable :/ Despite my daily horniness giving me such vivid imaginary in all the ways I love to enjoy a good cock, the thought of actually seeking out the easy object of my affections, just felt like too much hard sweaty work. That's not to say I've been totally frigid :P I have enjoyed me the sweet gentle aromatic flesh of womankind here and there throughout the hot months ;) But as for cock? ...… Pročitajte više

I am writing this hot July tonight, a broken woman... It's finally happened... I've snapped... I have no more resilience or patience left in me. With all the strength left in my boiled-up steamed body, I reach my arms up to the unforgiving hot heavens, and inhale deeply, to scream out... FUCK THIS SUMMER HEATWAVE!!!!! Fuck it up the ass with a 20ft long, 50ft wide, molten red, STI-ridden, rusty fucking pitchfork! Fuck it's ass forever, with no lube or condoms! Just fuck this ungodly heat!! I haven't slept peacefully in so long. It's impossible to sleep without wishing… Pročitajte više

I am in such a foul, fiendishly devilish, cock-teasing bitch mood right now >:) My domme-mode is just fully activated, and I want to take it out on a poor helpless cock >:P If I had some poor fella here with me right now... Oh he'd be in very big trouble indeed! Hehehe... I'd strip him naked, lay him down onto a hard table, and tie him up real tight to it so there's no escape >:) He'd now be my plaything, my toy, all for me to play out whatever naughty thing I so desire... And there'd be nothing he could do about it. I might even be a super-bitch, and wrap some ductape… Pročitajte više

This happened the day after, https://xhamster.com/posts/820449 Not that that's really relevant lol But whatever, feel free to check out that story if you want :P So anyway, it was the Sunday when England faced Panama in the World Cup. My sister, Kerry, had decided to hold a barbecue party, inviting a few friends and relatives round to hers to watch the match along with some good grilled food and ice cold beers. I'd arrived a couple hours early to her place, bringing with me some barbecue food like burgers and chicken drumsticks, as Kerry had practically begged me to… Pročitajte više

I had just sat down onto my sofa and turned on the Belgium v Tunisia game, when I got a text from my rent-a-cock lol :P (quick backstory, my rent-a-cock is a friend of a cousin who I've known since early childhood. It was only in the last couple of years though did I realise just how fucking hot and sexy he actually is :P he's quite the gentleman. Really sweet, mannerful, really knows how to treat women. We occasionally hook up for some no-strings fun. Not super often, but often enough :P) To cut a long story short, he asked if he could come over to hang ou… Pročitajte više

I got a knock at my door this morning... I wasn't expecting any visitors. It was just gone 11. I'd only been awake, up and about for an hour or so. I had been gaming naked in my living room. I quickly threw on the t-shirt I had been wearing yesterday and plain white cotton knickers, and answered the door. My t-shirt was only just covering my knickers up, so I figured whoever's at the door won't be getting more than they bargained for lol To my surprise, Anastasia was standing at the door, a great big grin on her face. She was wearing small tight-fitting punk-looking blue je… Pročitajte više

Round One: https://xhamster.com/posts/810218 Read that one first, before you read this, or else this'll make little sense lol Enjoy :P ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This time, he was more determined than ever to put me in my place. I tried my best to make it competitive again, but I was just way too horny and way too giddy with the sweet smell of his cum still lingering fresh in the air, to be able to concentrate on anything. Like a spider with a fly on his web, he was easily able to wrap me up in knots. The… Pročitajte više

For anyone who doesn't know, I take lessons in BJJ. That's Brazilian Jujitsu, not Blow Job Joy :P lol I don't need any lessons in Blow Job Joy as I'm already a sensai in the joy of blow jobs :P And not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty good at it now. I'm not at a really high level or anything, but if I were to take on a champion master at it, I know enough to at least make them work for their inevitable win over me... But I digress. Usually my lessons take place every Thursday, but on rare occasions I can't make it for various reasons. This past Thursday was one of th… Pročitajte više