Please note before reading this post; I am a lover of men. I love men, I think so many guys out there are just wonderful beings doing the best they can in this world. Sure, some guys are total dickheads who I'd never give the time of day to. But there's plenty of amazing, great guys out there who I'm more than happy to give my time (and more! :P) to. Also, I love women too. The same I think of men is the same I think of women. Most women are wonderful, and some are total cunt-faces. This is NOT an anti-men or anti-women post. This is simply a post to educate both men and wome… Pročitajte više

The following is by far the most evil thing I've ever done... I was in a very loving happy marriage with a hot hunky black guy. Indeed, we had built up quite the happy life together. We was both very successful in our careers, so much so that within a year of being married together, we had moved out of our crappy little bungalow and into a very nice expensive home. We wasn't completed loaded with money, but we had more than enough to live very comfortably for the rest of our lives. ...It's a shame his life didn't last so long... But I'm getting ahead of myself here. One… Pročitajte više

I hate children. They are just the worst creatures ever. They start of as nightmares of nature when they're born. In fact they're nightmares while growing in the womb, but at least they're contained inside there and don't really effect anyone else except for the mother while in the womb. But yes, once they're born, that's when the nightmare really begins! For starters, almost all babies ever born are ugly. I'm not a superficial person, I'm more than aware that physical looks in beauty only play the most smallest of parts when it comes to something being considered "beautiful… Pročitajte više

This is a questionnaire like no other! It asks the kind of questions that really gets you to know a person, and even know yourself better, by taking part. Please, answer honestly and share your answers in the comments below... ...If you dare to answer them! >:) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. What's the most heroic thing you've ever done? 2. What's the most evil thing you've ever done? 3. What's the most grossest thing you've ever done/experienced?[/b… Pročitajte više

So, about this mini-heatwave we've been experiencing here in good ol' Blighty lately... Now I hate the heat, I can't stand hot weather. It makes me feel flustered and heavy-eyed, gross and sweaty, and just very unpleasant stewing in my own juices that only cold showers can fix for a short while... Only I end up feeling hotter getting out of the shower and drying off, than what I did when I first got into the cold shower, but still. But there's something the hot weather does to me that kind of makes all that suffering worth it... You see, the hot weather... IT MAKES… Pročitajte više

So recently I've been on a "date" with Elisabetta (Lisa, the sexy Italian waitress) - https://xhamster.com/posts/777338 https://xhamster.com/posts/785679 - and we had arranged for me to have some fun with her and her husband. This is what happened... I'll do my best to spare you the bland/boring details lol Oh, and because I don't speak Italian, there's some dialogue she and her husband spoke in which I didn't know what was said, so all the Italian you read in my recounting of events will be pure speculation/guessing on my part as to what was actually said lol I apologis… Pročitajte više

You wouldn't believe it. That sexy waitress I wrote about in an earlier post - https://xhamster.com/posts/777338 - well, she only went and got into contact with me! O_O It came as a real surprise to me. After a couple weeks of hearing nothing from her, I had given up on her. I resigned her to a happy little memory of a very nice evening out, and nothing more... I woke up in the afternoon, because a recent cold had really screwed over my sleeping pattern and had me napping a lot at random times of the day/night. I checked my phone, and saw a text waiting. OK, it's p… Pročitajte više

I fucking hate "feminists". Fuck "feminists" up the fucking asshole with a 10ft rusty used sewage outflow pipe. Fuck "feminists". Fuck 'em. Fuck those fucking fuckhead fucks! Notice I put air-quote marks over the word "feminist". The reason for that is because modern day so-called "feminists" are not actually feminists. They really aren't. They've given all real feminists and feminism a bad stinky smelly name that I wouldn't have anywhere near me even if someone paid me to wear it as a badge.. If someone calls me a feminist nowadays, I feel dirty. I feel like I'v… Pročitajte više

I'm a very creative person, but I've never really been over-awed by paintings... I'm no philistine or anything. I can more than appreciate the beauty found in various works of art. It's just, for me, most paintings are just pretty pictures at best or "Meh *shrugs shoulders*" run-of-the-mill at worst. That is, except for this one painting... You see, it was a painting that had burned an imprint on my mind ever since the day I laid eyes on it. It was so beautiful, so captivating, I honestly could not for the life of me take my eyes off it. I should explain, I was a teen, ho… Pročitajte više

I recently wrote a blog, Tickle Warfare https://xhamster.com/posts/778336 which featured a certain friend of my sister's, whom I dubbed Sexy Girl... Well, don't worry, this post doesn't feature any tickling. At least, not that bad scary kind of tickling lol But having gotten a lot of interest about her since I wrote that blog, I've decided to tell you all about the time I get more than I could have ever hoped for with her ;) Enjoy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ It happened d… Pročitajte više

I don't know how many of you, if any, will enjoy reading this post. If you do, fantastic! If not, that's OK I know it's a little different to what I usually post about. You'll probably only enjoy this post if you either a) enjoy reading about girls tickling each other, or b) you like just reading silly funny things that may or may not give you a laugh. Either way, if you're interested and want to skip ahead of all the context and jump straight into the action, just scroll down to "The Battle" to read all about it :P Thanks, enjoy! ---------------------------------------------… Pročitajte više

It's been a while since I last blogged about some of my personal experiences/adventures. That's because all the fun I've gotten up to hasn't been too noteworthy. I mean, they've been great fun for me! :P But it's mostly stuff that I've written about before already, so I don't want to bore you with stuff you've already read about... This blog, although lacking in any actual physical sexual stuff, is something I've been wanting to get off my chest since it happened. I hope you enjoy it, regardless, and please, let me know what you think afterwards! :) --------------------------… Pročitajte više

I have something to get off my chest... Something you are not going to like at all... Something so controversial... So shocking and offensive... GTA: Vice City kind of sucks! I've been on a mission lately with my gaming life, to go through each and every GTA game (apart from the original top-down 2D games) and complete them all to 100%. (Also not including Liberty City Stories, Chinatown Wars, and Vice City Stories, as I currently lack the means/hardware to play them for the foreseeable future) GTA 5 was long but easy… Pročitajte više

This is my last hate rant post lol I just need to get it off my chest. ...I hate so-called "psychics"! I had the displeasure of talking to one recently. In fact, this particular psychic came in to my salon for a trim. Charlatans and frauds, they are, praying on the emotions of grieving people who miss deceased loved ones, and profiting off said grief. The thing is, it's super easy to know that they're bullshit artists. They cold-read you, is all. They say the most generalised things, they are never specific about anything. "I sense sadness about you. Have you suffere… Pročitajte više

Valentine's Day... The worst holiday of the year! I fucking hate it so much >:/ It's the one day of the year where it feels like every loved up couple in the world is basically rubbing their love right into my face. It feels like every couple I pass on the street is pointing and laughing at me. With every public display of affection, with every card, with every rose, with every box of chocolates they show off to me, it's like they are really saying, "Ha ha ha you suck! You're going to die alone! Ha ha!" >:/ Now, I'm not pissed off by it because I'm not in a relationship. I… Pročitajte više

Before we get into this post, I just want to point out. None of what I say is aimed at any particular people or persons. This is just my own personal take on it, and any offence I may cause with my observations, well, sorry but I'm not sorry :P ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm a slut! I say that proudly. I wear my slut-badge with a great deal of pride and honour ^_^ Hey, I'll have you know, it takes a lot of hard work to earn that badge! :P lol Whenever someone calls me a slut (either… Pročitajte više

Anastasia came over today. It wasn't a date or anything! We just decided to have a nice, girly, hang out at my place, that may or may not lead to some sexy fun... You know how it is :P Not a date! Anyway, I had gotten ready for her by having a good wax all over, so my skin was feeling as smooth all over as a bowling ball, as well as a nice shower using only my most sweetest-smelling gorgeous bodywash and a lovely shampoo/conditioner set that really makes my hair feel so luxurious. After my shower, I styled my hair using just a blow-dryer, to really get it so nice an… Pročitajte više

The one thing I can't stand is poor etiquette displayed by people when it comes to gaming. The following is a list of video gaming rules I think everyone should follow when playing video games. Now I'm sure we've all broken at least one of them at one point or another in our lives, but we all make mistakes, and we must all learn from those mistakes and better ourselves as a person and as a gamer. So with that said, maybe this list will help to educate people on how to behave properly when gaming :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------… Pročitajte više

A list of my all time most favourite movies, which I can gladly watch over and over again! I wanted to keep it short, because honestly, I could easily pick over a thousand films I love lol So I've settled for just the top 25. If you don't see a classic film like "Star Wars" in this list, it's because it didn't make my top 25, but it would be 26 :P Enjoy :) (Beware of major spoilers for the films listed ahead!) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #25: Bicentennial Ma… Pročitajte više

It was my birthday recently, (on the 28th). Don't worry if you didn't get the chance to wish me Happy Birthday or get me any gifts, it's cool, I forgive you :P Just having you read this post is plenty enough for me, thank you :) Just a heads up though, this post will be talking about butt-stuff... Lesbian butt stuff o_o So, um, if you're not into that, or don't sound at all interested in it, there's your warning to turn away now while you still can... ......................................... ......................................... ......Still here? OK, cool, don't sa… Pročitajte više