hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'… Pročitajte više

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!… Pročitajte više

Wife bought a new transparent bra and wore in front of her husband. Husband: honey you look very sexy in this bra. Wife: you know salesman was also saying same thing… Pročitajte više

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin… Pročitajte više

He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body licked sucked swallowed & had his fill wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO U Dirty Mind… Pročitajte više

Girl enters a sex shop. Girl: where is the duplicate penis section? Clerk: it's their mam. Girl: how much for this big red one? Clerk: sorry madam, its fire extinguisher… Pročitajte više

While fucking girl started shouting PEPSI PEPSI boy asked what's PEPSE? She replied P-please E-enter your P-penny S-slowly I-inside… Pročitajte više

Boy: my age is 20 years. Girl: my age is 20 years also. Boy: so come to my room. Girl: why? Boy: To play 20-20 match… Pročitajte više

On first night both man and wife claim virginity. Wife: if this is your first time then how you fucked so well? Man: if this is your 1st time then how you know I fucked so well?… Pročitajte više

LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand. Banta: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped Banta. Santa: Sorry mam, I forget to put space between PEN IS.… Pročitajte više

My name is "I" my problem is "LOVE" n solution is "You" Who is sexy, who is hot? It's One Direction, oh my God. *-* :*… Pročitajte više