Straight young man strips down to jerk off and smoke

This is Chain, the one and only. I'm here, back again, representing.

Y'all ain't gonna see me for a little while, but I figured I'd go out with a bang or two.

So I got a little bit in store for y'all tonight, and I'll see what I can do.

And if you love me, keep loving me, and if you don't, then fuck the fuck off.

Shit's getting a little bit crazy now, but there's nothing I can't do.