Embarrassing to admit, but met an older guy at a bar who offered to pay me to shit on him. I said no physical contact with me whatsoever and he accepted. What he paid literally covered my rent for the month for doing something I was going to do anyway. While there was no physical contact between us, I had to park in an empty lot and just masturbate before going home because I was so horned up, was actually surprised how much it turned me on.