Lacy Rose - Hopeless Romantic

Good cat was busy.

That's good, but I'm going to sleep now.

No, um, Kristen says this chapter can't end until you get laid, so, um, well, I'm here to offer myself.

But you're not Brian Powers. In the books, I always get laid by Brian Powers, and Brian Powers only.

Well, then it's time for a change of pace, don't you think?