BOYS FROM USA 029 - Yake01

So subtle homoerotic witches is about as cliche and predictable as the brooding woos me act so often presented by its leading man.

In fact, if watched with the right queer eye, one can make the case that the banker, based on the bestselling book by convicted banker turned conspiracy theorist Richard J. Morris,

and subsequently bought and produced by Nick Leone, seems to play out more like a cry for help from a man trapped and held ******* in his own skin than the tentpole release it was intended as.

In my humble opinion and based on my in-depth interview, Nick Leone would have been better off sticking to the classic period romances that made him a superstar,

and used the power of his prestige and the glow of his pearly white smile to make a movie he would have been more suited for.