A Is For Anal (1993)

Now the rest of the class has gone on to the dorms or to other classes, but I've kept you two here for a very good reason.

Why is that, Dean Hopkins?

I feel that the two of you show particular promise in your respective fields of study, especially you, Oscar.

I'm very flattered, Dean Hopkins.

Here at the University of Anal Science, so few students possess the vision to see where their field can ultimately take them.