99 Word

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds, Elmer Fudd's and bouncing Buddhas,

Sweater stretchers, lung protectors, beach umbrellas, frost detectors,

Scooby snacks and snake eyes dice, jello molds and high beam lights,

Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs.

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys, Double Lattes, Oat to Joys, Hooters, Shooters, Physics, Tutors,